The Best Joke Book (Period) Quotes

“What do you call an elf that lives in Beverly Hills? Welfy.”
― William Donohue, The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

“Skipper, has died. “You know,” Grandma said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.” Susie stops crying and asks, “What would God want”
― William Donohue, The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

“Did you hear about the woman who tried to make a career out of being a gold digger? It didn’t really pan out. Did you hear about the man who got a job as a human cannonball? He was so excited he went ballistic.”
― William Donohue, The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”—RED SKELTON”
― William Donohue, The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever