Handled Quotes

“Now finish the ‘Janie’s got a Gun’ story.” Diverting topics, I mumble, “That song sucked.” He grabs his chest in overdramatized disgust. “You can’t pray for my soul since you’re the devil! Aerosmith? Suck? I oughta kick your ass outta my truck.” “Just that song. Calm down, fangirl.” He”
― Angela Graham, Handled

“He’s a vagina voodooist!”
― Angela Graham, Handled

“Mouth agape, breathing labored, his own eyes bulging, he’s unable to form a coherent sentence, remaining annoyingly mute. Men don’t realize, they’re busted either way they choose to go in times like these. No words scream, “I’m gonna dig my hole deeper if I talk because you’ll outsmart me” louder than actual silence. And if they speak? They’re right—we will, in fact, one up them until that deceptive foot is shoved directly in their mouth.”
― Angela Graham, Handled

“No, I wasn’t anything with anyone because you’re the first woman who’s ever ridden with me.”
― Angela Graham, Handled

“Not easily discouraged, the dude smiles, flashing all six graying teeth. And to think…seven and my panties would have flown right off.”
― Angela Graham, Handled