The Blinding Light Quotes

“You’ll soon run through the whole of the seven dwarfs. You start dating and it’ll be Bashful and Happy you’re imitating. Then you start fucking the guy and you’ll turn into Sleepy. Then it’s just a matter of time before you have a fight and it’ll be Grumpy. Then the relationship will be all over and you’ll be wiser at the end of it
all, just like Doc.”
I shook my head at his convoluted thinking. “What about poor Sneezy?”
Charlie looked at me like I was dumb. “It was an analogy, dude! Work with me here. No analogy is perfect. Just like you’re no Snow White and the poor guy you’re mooning over is no Prince Charming.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“If you’re around I don’t even see other guys—and that’s not a blind joke.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“He called back over his shoulder, “Make sure you clean that water off the floor too. I wouldn’t want to slip or anything. I’m blind, don’t you know?”
I looked down in chagrin at the floor and saw that I was indeed dripping soapy water all over the floorboards. Smug know-it-all. I smiled and called back, “Don’t go in the sunroom. All the furniture has been moved around so I could mop. Hang on…. With second thoughts, you should go in the sunroom. It might teach you a lesson.”
The bastard just laughed.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“That’s what dreams and wishes are for, aren’t they? To make the impossible, possible?”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Jake, I’m going to fuck you so hard that you’ll never want me to stop. I’m going to ruin you for any other man. You’ll never want another cock apart from mine.” He didn’t know it, but he’d already ruined me.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Are you a bottom? Yes? Hi, I’m Dave.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“I can see I’m going to have to stick around a bit longer and teach you more manners. Now ask me nicely and I might continue. I’ll give you a hint. It’s either please, thank you, or sorry.”
He was gasping for breath. “Jesus! Please don’t stop or else you’ll be sorry because I won’t give you my thank-you tomorrow in the shower.”
Close enough.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“I'd learned through experience that the best form of defense was to attack.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“Come on, dude. Sit up. I have your breakfast here.”
“I’m not hungry.”
“What a pity. You’ll just have to force it down.” I’ll let you in on a little secret—I don’t do sympathy much. Whatever. Call the Sympathy Police or something.
“I don’t want it.”
I stared down at him, not that he knew. “You have two choices. Either you can sit up and eat under your own steam, or I’ll sit here and shovel it in for you. And believe me, every time you scream it’ll give me a great reason to shove a mouthful in.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“People always say that men are bad communicators, so how in the hell was a gay relationship ever to survive?”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“This had to stop or I was going to have an aneurism. In my dick. I'd be the first person on the planet to die from an aneurism in the penis. I'd be famous, but for all the wrong reasons.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light

“He has a standard pickup line: "Are you a bottom? Yes? Hi, I'm Dave.”
― Renae Kaye, The Blinding Light