Beautiful Mess Quotes

“I'm not sure how milking a hangover qualifies as sleeping because technically and, more commonly, that is referred to as recovering from a drunken stupor.”
― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess

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― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess

“Poetic, but at the same time heart breaking…kind of like a poorly written country song. ”
― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess

“Child bearing should be an earned honor and not anyone’s given right.”
― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess

“Poor little princess.  I would love to crown her with a baseball bat.”
― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess

“I can envision my looking at this nauseating nimrod and shouting, “Would you just shut the hell up already?” Continuing to utilize my blessed imagination, I watch her face twist in confusion and though her mouth is open, it is finally empty of words. I then explain to her that for the betterment of all mankind she is to keep her trap permanently shut until she is able to conjure up enough brain cells that allows her to say something intelligent or at the least, meaningful. Then I hand her a roll of duct tape in case she forgets what her assigned mission is. ”
― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess

“Why is it that society frowns on our telling someone to stop their bothersome bellowing?  Oh yes, I know why, it’s because society is a swarm of bothersome bellowing. ”
― Thatcher C. Nalley, Beautiful Mess