151+ Yo Momma Jokes Quotes

“Yo momma is so fat… she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so tall… she tripped in Denver and hit her head in New York. Yo momma is so tall… she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo momma is so tall… Shaq looks up to her. Yo momma is so tall… she can see her home from anywhere. Yo momma is so tall… she 69’d bigfoot. Yo momma is so tall… she did a cartwheel and kicked the gates of Heaven. Yo momma is so tall… she has to take a bath in the ocean. Yo momma is so tall… she high-fived God. Yo momma is so poor… Yo momma is so poor… your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma is so poor… the roaches pay the light bill! Yo momma is so poor… I walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned off the lights?” Yo momma is so poor… when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, “Ok, choose a corner.” Yo momma is so poor… I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard. Yo momma is so poor… she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo momma is so poor… she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, what ya doing'? She said, “Buying luggage.” Yo momma is so poor… when I ring the doorbell she says, DING! Yo momma is so poor… she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma is so poor… when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, “Moving.” Yo momma is so stupid… Yo momma is so stupid… she can't pass a blood test. Yo momma is so stupid… she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese. Yo momma is so stupid… that she burned down the house with a CD burner. Yo momma is so stupid… she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo momma is so stupid… when they said that it is chilly outside, she went outside with a bowl and a spoon. Yo momma is so stupid… she got lost in a telephone booth. Yo momma is so stupid… she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo momma is so stupid… she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. Yo momma is so stupid… she sits on the floor and watches the couch. Yo momma is so stupid… she stole free bread. Yo momma is so stupid… she sold her car for gas money. Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's. Yo momma is so stupid… she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window. Yo momma is so stupid… she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green. Yo momma is so stupid… when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said, “Guess”, and she said, “Levis”. Yo momma is so stupid… it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… when a bus hit her she said, “Who threw the pebble?” Yo momma is so fat… when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out “taxi”! Yo momma is so fat… she uses the interstate as a slip and slide. Yo momma is so fat… you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well. Yo momma is so fat… the government forced her to wear taillights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt. Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas. Yo momma is so fat… when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border! Yo momma is so fat… she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake. Yo momma is so fat… when God said, “Let there be light,” he had to ask her to move out of the way. Yo momma is so fat… she has more chins than a Chinese phone book. Yo momma is so fat… she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo momma is so fat… she's got to wake up in sections. Yo momma is so skinny… Yo momma is so skinny… she can hang glide with a Dorito! Yo momma is so skinny… she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. Yo momma is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared. Yo momma is so skinny… she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo momma is so skinny… she has to run around in the shower just to get wet. Yo momma is so skinny… she don’t get wet when it rains. Yo momma is so skinny… her nipples touch. Yo momma is so skinny… she has to wear a belt with her spandex pants. Yo momma is so skinny… she can see through peepholes with both eyes. Yo momma is so skinny… she can dive through a chain-linked fence. Yo momma is so skinny… she uses cotton balls for pillows. Yo momma is so old… Yo momma is so old… she knew the Great Wall of China when it was only good! Yo momma is so old… that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo momma is so old… she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket! Yo momma is so old… her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma is so old… she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma is so old… her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo momma is so old… she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo momma is so old… her social security number is 1! Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo momma is so short… Yo momma is so short… she does backflips under the bed. Yo momma is so short … she can play handball on the curb. Yo momma is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag. Yo momma is so short… she can tie her shoes while standing up. Yo momma is so short… she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. Yo momma is so short … she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo momma is so short … she poses for trophies! Yo momma is so short… she has a job as a teller at a piggy bank. Yo momma is so short… she has to use rice to roll her hair up. Yo momma is so short… she uses a toothpick as pool stick. Yo momma is so short… she can surf on a popsicle stick.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so hairy… Harry Potter got jealous.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so stupid… she sold her car for gas money.   Yo”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so skinny… she can hang glide with a Dorito!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, “okay!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so bald… Mr. Clean was jealous.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.   Yo momma is so fat… she had to be baptized at sea world.   Yo momma is so fat… it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.   Yo momma is so fat… she uses an air balloon for a parachute.   Yo momma is so fat… she was going to Wal-Mart, tripped over Kmart, and landed right on Target!!!   Yo momma is so fat… her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!   Yo momma is so fat… she broke a branch in her family tree!   Yo momma is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was Planet Earth.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so ugly… when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she sank the Titanic!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she was going to Wal-Mart, tripped over Kmart, and landed right on Target!!!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

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― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so short … she poses for trophies!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… when a bus hit her she said, “Who threw the pebble?”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!   Yo momma is so ugly… for Halloween she trick-or-treats on the phone!   Yo momma is so ugly… even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!   Yo momma is so ugly… she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!   Yo momma is so ugly… when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!   Yo momma is so ugly… she made an onion cry.   Yo momma is so ugly… when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”   Yo momma is so ugly… her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so ugly… just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” And her father said, “Yes, let's go bury it!”
― Various, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.”
― LOL Funny Jokes Club, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so tall… she 69’d bigfoot.”
― LOL Funny Jokes Club, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's.”
― LOL Funny Jokes Club, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes

“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.”
― LOL Funny Jokes Club, 151+ Yo Momma Jokes