Pyromantic Quotes

“I, for one, approve of Lock's new mom car. Obviously I wouldn't be caught dead owning one myself, but I like that we can transport a body and have enough cup holders for all of us.”
― Lish McBride, Pyromantic

“Talking is great, but sometimes a well-placed uppercut is really more efficient.”
― Lish McBride, Pyromantic

“Sylvie-trin 5000: He was the Zelda to my Link, but that doesn't mean biker boy couldn't be the Princess Peach to my Mario. I have two hearts, like the Doctor.”
― Lish McBride, Pyromantic

“Now simply wasn't the time to stray from comfortable paths. I also didn't want any first-kiss kind of stories to involve the phrase "a few feet from a fresh corpse." I'm particular that way.”
― Lish McBride, Pyromantic