Pierced Quotes

“It’s no secret to any woman that men turn into big babies when they are sick. Jake got the flu last year, and Rose almost strangled him before it was over. A woman can work twelve hours with PMS and a heavy flow and not complain; men can stub their toe and be bedbound for a month.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“Shit! That was him? He was a total freaking…” Looking at Jake who is watching her, she quickly adds, “Um…okay. I mean, he was just okay. I’m glad you made it through the evening with him.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“What is the appropriate response when a man says he wants to fuck you? “Ummm…that’s…thanks. I can’t quit my job; I need the money for school.” I reach over to pat his knee, adding, “You’re so hot, and I’m sure you can find another woman to…fuck.” There, that sounds good, right? I’m proud of my answer. I turned him down but also gave him a compliment. Way to think on your feet, Lia!”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“A general hate will distort you, make you weaker, but a focused hate on one person is power. When that hate is born from grave wrongs committed against you, it is an unstoppable train.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“At this rate, I’ll drop my panties within ten minutes and beg him to fuck me on the counter while the bartender refills the peanuts beside my head.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“Baby, if I wanted to have you fired, I would. I want to fuck you, but not when you're being paid to be my date.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“I lay my head on the table. He meant it. He really wanted me to quit my job so he could...fuck me. Oh, shit on a stick.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced

“Well, color me happy, a sofa for two.”
― Sydney Landon, Pierced