Dog Jokes Quotes

“How can you tell a dog from a tomato? A: Really? You should know.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“What kind of dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A: A great pane! Q:”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Q: What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A: A dog!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Why does a dog wag his tail? A: No one else will do it for him! Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? A: The outside.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“tracking”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“did”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Q: Why did the dog’s owner think his dog was a great mathematician? A: He asked the dog what six minus six was and the dog said nothing. Q: Why did the injured dog say he was an actor? A: His leg was in a cast.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? A: His bark was much worse than his bite!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? A: Two dogs howling at the moon together.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“If your dog eats a dictionary, what should you do? A: Take the words right out of his mouth!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“What do you get if you cross a dog and a giraffe? A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“scenter”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Q:”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“cheetah?”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Q: What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A: A dog! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“What did the pup say when he sat on the sandpaper? A: RUFF!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Where do you usually find lost dogs? A: It all depends on where you lose them.”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

“Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: Collie-flower!”
― Uncle Amon, Dog Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!