Baja Blood Quotes

“It was a stressful morning,” Shane said, tapping his eye patch. “Turns out you can’t grow eyes back. Who fucking knew, right?” “Fucking medical system,” Max said, taking another drag. “Thanks, Obama.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“Dude,” the boy said, leaning into the girl. “Was that pot laced with something? Because I think I’m seeing a legless guy crawling out of a fucking whale.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“Max and Shane passed the joint back and forth as they sat in the crow’s nest, their sniper rifles resting across their laps. “Gets ya right there,” Max said, pounding his chest, his eyes on Kinsey below. “No shit, bro,” Shane replied after a long drag. “Those two, man. Too much love, too much pride.” “That’s why we never argue,” Max said. “I hate you and have zero pride in myself.” “Me too,” Shane said. “You are the bane of my existence.” He held up the joint. “And I try to cover my own self-loathing in a haze of the pot.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“Sixty feet of drug fueled shark sped through the water, ready to eat every damn thing in sight.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“While tips are not expected, they are appreciated,” Max said. “Where to, sir?” “Why can’t you take anything seriously?” Carlos snapped. “You kill people for a living!” “You just answered your own question,” Max said, his tone turning cold. “When you have the amount of blood on your hands that I do, see how far you’ll go just to fight back the darkness.” “Oh...right,” Carlos replied quietly. “Plus the chicks dig the funny ones,” Max chuckled. “They like it when you tickle their funny bones.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“You are,” Kinsey stated. “Move ass, cuz. And watch yourself in case we didn’t get all the sneaky bad guys.” “I hate it when bad guys get sneaky,” Max said. “Them and their sneaky sneakiness.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“What the hell is wrong with you?” Kinsey snapped. “Nope, not gonna happen,” Lake said, pointing to the hatchway. “No family drama on the bridge while I pilot between two Mexican naval patrol ships. New rule.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood

“It was a stressful morning,” Shane said, tapping his eye patch. “Turns out you can’t grow eyes back. Who fucking knew, right?” “Fucking medical system,” Max said, taking another drag. “Thanks, Obama.” “Damn liberals not being able to let me regenerate my eyeball,” Shane said. “I blame all the pot they smoke.” “Damn skippy, dude,” Max coughed.”
― Jake Bible, Baja Blood