Hell's Kitty Quotes

“And you’re sane?” He couldn’t help but chuckle. “I guess that depends on who you ask.” “I mean, you don’t feel an urge to throw yourself off the cliff? Claw out your own eyes? Choke yourself? Jab needles in your ears?” As her list went on and one, his eyes widened until with her, “Have an urge to eat brains?”, he halted her. “Slow down, sweetheart. If you’re asking if I have any suicidal, homicidal, or cannibalistic desires currently on my mind, then the answer is no.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty

“Inside, Lucifer chuckled with glee. As usual, things were going along as planned. His plan. His hellcat minion was about to meet the mother of his future litters. Or get enslaved by a bunch of sirens and turned into a stud. Either way, his will would be done. And the ranks of his demonic legion would swell.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty

“The sirens truly had no use for males other than their cocks and semen—the creamy kind, not the sailing kind.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty

“The sound he’d taken for an engine hum? The rowers chanting while a drummer kept the beat. “Row, row, row the boat, toward the Darkling Sea. And there we’ll find some fucking fish, and have a killing spree.” Each time they sang a verse, they cheered. A berserker army on its way to glory.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty

“It is. But even amidst the ugly, there’s beauty to be found. I once heard the Dark Lord say, how would we recognize perfection if it were not for the flaws that highlight it?”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty