151+ Funny Blonde Jokes! Quotes

“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”
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“Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A: There is cheese in front of the mouse.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“How do you kill a blonde? A: Give them a gun and say it is a blow dryer”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a problem with her bed? A: She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Why did the blonde quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: What happens when a blonde eats a mosquito? A: She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Why did the blonde write TGIF on her shoes? A: To remind her that “toes go in first”.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A: She kept throwing out all the W’s.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Q: What are two reasons blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said “from 2-4 years”.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!

“Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, 151+ Funny Blonde Jokes!