Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition Quotes

“shit.”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“Earlier today, I saw something that reminded me of you. Yeah, I flushed it and everything’s back to normal.”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“Are you sure you weren’t born on the highway? Cause that’s where most accidents happen.”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“Did you know that your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom company?”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“I’d like to see things in your perspective, but I can’t stick my head too far up my ass.”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“Thank you for confirming that there really are”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition

“I think it’s better for you to let someone to think you are an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove them right.”
― The Moma Factory, Insults! Insults! The Best 400 Insults/Jokes on the Planet, 2nd edition