Trouble Is a Friend of Mine Quotes

“Who brings a picnic to a break-in?”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble is a Friend of Mine

“When there’s an end-of-the-world cult living next door to you, make it your business to find out what they’re up to,” he said. “That’s, like, a basic life rule.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble is a Friend of Mine

“Anyway, one of the few useful things I learned while I was getting my head shrunk is that when you get rejected a lot, you start to hear rejection all the time, everywhere, even when there hasn't been any rejection. And here's something else she told me that you need to remember. . .after the rejection comes shame. Like how thunder always follows lightning. You don't always hear it, but it's always there, so deal with it or it'll build up and destroy you.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“Nah, it´s too late: you care. You're on Planet Digby now. You're already in trouble.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“I hate it when people use phrases like 'no offense' right after they say the crappiest things to you.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“Never underestimate the stupidity of the average teenager.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“You know it's going to be one of those nights when you start it with moving a body.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“Preparing to survive a typical day of being Digby's friend wasn't that different from preparing to survive the apocalypse.”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“You realise good girls don't really go to heave, right?”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine

“My grandfather told me I should marry a big woman so she can keep me warm in the winter and give me shade in the summer,”
― Stephanie Tromly, Trouble Is a Friend of Mine