Men Fake Foreplay ... and Other Lies That Are True Quotes

“There are only two times in your life when you get “pronounced.” You get pronounced married and you get pronounced dead. Somewhere there’s a cynic saying, “What’s the difference?”
― Mike Dugan, Men Fake Foreplay ... and Other Lies That Are True

“When I was 12 years old, I was in my room reading the Bible. My father came in and said, “Hey, guess what. Jesus dies in the end.” Spoiler alert.”
― Mike Dugan, Men Fake Foreplay ... and Other Lies That Are True