Grace's Guide Quotes

“Smart people ask for help, because it’s a much more efficient way of doing things than wasting time doing it the wrong way.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“Spend time with the people who bring out your true flavors but don’t overpower you.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“But there’s no need to be discouraged, you skin-covered meat puppet of potential.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“I like to watch beauty gurus who are younger than me on YouTube to get inspired to take showers. Even just thinking about them is making me pissed and somehow motivated.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“11. You can get it at Target.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“Foodies intimidate and terrify me. But when I imagine what a life based around a truffle-oil obsession must be like, I laugh. So dumb.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“The most helpful advice I can give you is to work hard. Take it or leave it. But if you leave it, make sure you recycle it–don’t litter. There’s a tip!”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“20. Don’t lean your chair back. You really don’t need to. By nature airplanes are the most uncomfortable–leaning a chair back isn’t going to make you content, it’s going to make you an asshole. If you really NEED to get those ten to twenty extra reclining degrees, at least buy the person behind you a drink.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“Don't sit under an orange tree waiting for apples to grow.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“7. Dress appropriately for your work environment.

We get it; you want everyone to know how creative and interesting you are. Well, let your personality do that for you rather than your crop top and feather shoes.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“Love takes work but it will be a labor of love if you do it right.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

“My roommates and I looked at each other and screamed, "BEANS!" in unison, like we hadn't eaten in weeks.We were holding hands, jumping up and down and celebrating, while the guy at the register tried to understand how we functioned on a normal basis.”
― Grace Helbig, Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up