Vanished! Quotes

“The video was impressive the first time or two we saw it, but by the fifth viewing we pretty much hated everything about the school.”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“You wrote a song about our friendship?” I asked, truly touched. “Yeah. Why not?” “Wow. That’s the coolest thing ever.” “I’m glad you like it,” she said. “I’m thinking of playing it at your funeral after Tanner finally finds you.” “Okay, you’re no longer cool. Now you’re just mean,”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“Of course she said that. She’s my mom. She also hung my crayon drawings on the wall like they were masterpieces. You can’t really trust her analysis of my artistic endeavors”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“How is it possible that I can speak three languages yet barely comprehend the vocabulary of girls?”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“There are girls I’ve never met who are terrified of me. It just makes me all warm and fuzzy thinking about it.”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“Welcome, my name is Roger Samuel,” he said. “My two favorite things are music and young people.”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“He smiled and added a word that broke my heart. “Friends.”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“What makes you think that?” asked Margaret, echoing my own thoughts. “Superglue in a locker sounds pretty caveman compared to computer hacking.”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“(Detective tip #3: If you help someone when you don’t need to, they’ll be more willing to help you later.)”
― James Ponti, Vanished!

“I considered this for a moment. “How is it possible that I can speak three languages yet barely comprehend the vocabulary of girls?”
― James Ponti, Vanished!