Stranger Danger Quotes

“Everyone is an asshole," says Libby. "I suppose all you can hope to be is a lighter shade of brown.”
― Danger Slater, Stranger Danger

“Now listen here, I’m not gay. I’m as far from gay as you can possibly get - be-hee-hee-lieve me on that one! I love me some pussy. Football. Domestic beer. Poker. World War II movies. T- bone steak. Big dogs. Money. I’m not down with any of that queer shit...
...but if this car were to ask me to suck its dick, I totally would.”
― Danger Slater, Stranger Danger

“That's where we're going, Harry tried to say, instead speeding up and slowing down his blades as he ground more robot bodies into pulp, drinking in their fluids and pissing it back out as black rain. I hope we're not too late.”
― Kevin Strange, Stranger Danger

“This guy had a shaved head and wore goggles on his forehead above his eyes. But his most distinguishing feature was the gigantic necklace he wore around his neck. It was made of glowing red balls—which Computerface realized were the same type of “eyeballs” as those attached to the Retriever robot's antennae—giving his face a look like he was perpetually telling scary stories around a camp fire.”
― Kevin Strange, Stranger Danger

“Out there is a manlike machine who thinks he's a hero. Who thinks he can save the world. A man who calls himself Computerface.” A gigantic buzz saw emerged from Adam Prime's chest, heading directly toward the center of the school bus. “And Computerface couldn't possibly watch all these innocent children die!”
“Do something, Harry!” Uterus screamed.”
― Kevin Strange, Stranger Danger

“The footage of labor bots' humanoid exo-shell faces melting down into fleshy puddles of goo played over and over again for months on all the major news networks.”
― Kevin Strange, Stranger Danger