Cthulhu, Private Investigator Quotes

“To Lovecraft and Hammett And everyone who is okay with the idea of combining them together Like chocolate and peanut butter”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“I wouldn't have trusted her to not have an ulterior motive if she asked whether I wanted milk or sugar in my coffee.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“big, dumb, stupid, and okay with the insanity of an ever-expanding indifferent void where everything will end in a cold, lonely death.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“I needed to spend less time in alleys. They were never good for my health.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“I knew if I walked out the front with it, I'd have at least one tail.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“I hoped that while drugged I got a good night's sleep as I didn't have time for it now.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“He had a very gentile attitude,”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“She laughed, a tinkling sound like a madman playing a xylophone in a hall of mirrors.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“This place had the look of a well-worn shoe - broken in and still warm from the calloused heel they just pulled out of it.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“house band, Erich Zann and the Crawling Chaos,”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“They never see anything - not even the cultists who weren't ritually blinded.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“was sitting in my detective office in R'lyeh. My partner Dagon sat at the desk across from me. We had been doing the detective thing for a couple of strange aeons now.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“Azathoth tended to hire his thugs a certain way: big, dumb, stupid, and okay with the insanity of an ever-expanding indifferent void where everything will end in a cold, lonely death.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“Who knew that all you needed to pull in the rich dilettantes was an art production that ends all of reality?”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“Dealing with Old Ones was sometimes like dealing with children. Vastly intelligent and unfathomly powerful children from spaces beyond the comprehension of the human reach with appetites that consumed worlds and leading large organizations of cultists willing to die to serve their wills, but children nonetheless. Some days I wonder if I'd be better off on another pantheon.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“The only art I've been ever interested in is the curve of a woman's legs as she lays on the floor gibbering in madness at the sight of unfathomable space and the inevitable destruction of her world at my hands.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“Unfortunately, when a flat footed Elder God wants to harass you, there's not a lot you can do but sit there and take it.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator

“You don't get the name of the Goat with a Thousand Young without getting around.”
― Dennis Liggio, Cthulhu, Private Investigator