The Celebrated Jumping Frog and Other Stories Quotes

“A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.”
― Mark Twain, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, and Other Sketches (1867)

“You can find in a text whatever you bring, if you will stand between it and the mirror of you imagination. You may not see your ears, but they will be there.”
― Mark Twain, The Celebrated Jumping Frog and Other Stories