Pastor Chris Quotes

“Infact, a computer screen is brighter than their future.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Should we involve the police? Or should we pray?”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“You’re Zacchaeus. Your health condition is your dwarfness, and your celebrity status is the tree. You will climb the tree and Jesus will see you . You should see Pastor Chris before Healing School commences.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“It’s not our job to believe or not believe.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Husband, late. Never had children” – She looks deeply into Detective Kay’s eyes –“I had uterine sarcoma after our marriage forty nine years ago. My uterine was taken out.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“You want a man to come back to you; you don’t go saying squalid nonsense.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Of course you do! The only difference is that you do it in God’s name…may I say ‘In the name of God PLC’?”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“I have what it takes to make Chris World Outreach knock the Pope out of business. I can convince my parents to invest in your company until it’s in every nation of the earth”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“I don’t know what happened to you. This Jesus thing is really interesting. It’s all over the papers that you raised your mummy from the dead with a handkerchief, your most recent miracle-”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Regina, masturbation in itself is not a sin against God. Satan only uses it to oppress the mind and make it feel ineffective and inefficient in the sight of God. It’s got nothing to do with God. It’s about you and your own body.

The problem of many Christians today is that they now cling to what the society defines as sin. Sin is not what the society defines it to be but what God says it is, and God says sin’s a transgression of the Law. And as a born-again Christian, for you the law has been abolished. So where then is sin?

We, the children of God are no longer under the law but grace; for we are saved by grace through faith.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“And the greatest pity that the obscure lgala language is a borrowed and stolen mixture of the WaZoBia.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Stop being silly, her name is Reshidatu. It is a pity that our official language is English, and a greater pity that our three major languages is the WaZoBia.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“God doesn’t understand you killing innocent men. God doesn’t understand. I don’t understand and I don’t want to understand.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Please I’d rather you didn’t do any name-calling, and you’re talking this way because you've never been hungry for success. One would do anything to achieve success. And God understands.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“It doesn’t matter what humans think of you. What counts is what God says.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“And women in their millions will do anything to be Mrs. Chris.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“You’re a handsome pastor, anointed, rich, sexy and wealthy. You have and control a congregation of faithfuls that’s the third largest in West Africa. State of the art branches scattered in every local government area of every thirty six states of our country Nigeria, the FCT not excluded.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“We really need a new world order. I refuse to believe that nature takes joy and pleasure in sculpting the young and rich”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“(He) killed her and dialed 7411 and carefully placed the gun. If (He) can
Kill (His) blood, won’t (He) return the observers to God? Won’t (He)
lay to rest the diaconate whose body and soul is confined within the high brick walls just as (he) did Efe and the four observers?”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Coca Cola’s Eva Water has hypnotized you into thinking that a sip of rainwater can kill you.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris