I Do What I Want Quotes

“If you have a male roommate, make him do it,”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“You’ve spent the money from the water bill envelope on psychedelic mushrooms. There is no running water, and it’s not a hallucination. Don’t worry, all hope is not lost. You can still flush the toilet.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“Calling someone to admit that your gargantuan excrement cannot be flushed can be a socially scarring experience.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“Housecleaning Rule #2: Don’t clean up after anyone who doesn’t appreciate it.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“Housecleaning Rule #1: The inside of your house will match the inside of your head.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“I don’t know any other good interview tips. It’s not like I have time to write books because I have a job.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“If the job requires a drug test, make sure the urine you smuggle in belongs to a human. Dog pee isn’t going to fool anyone, and collecting it will not be as easy as you think.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence

“like that you have to buy paper towels and trash bags and they don’t just magically appear.”
― Gina Covarrubias, I Do What I Want: The Unmotivated Young Woman's Guide to Independence