The Chicolini Incident Quotes

“Glenn’s right,” said Cheekbones. “If we’re going to fight off Salmon Brigade, we need to cooperate.” “No!” cried Rex. “Cooperation never solves anything. Violence, that’s the answer!”
― Robert Kroese, The Chicolini Incident

“Rex’s eyes lit up. I thought he might actually shed a tear. In Rex’s eyes, there are few sights more beautiful than two groups of people trying to beat each other to death with sticks – particularly when he’s got a shipload of lazepistols to peddle. “Let’s”
― Robert Kroese, The Chicolini Incident

“Five thousand, just like we agreed,” said Rex. “These babies are perfect for assassination, executing a cou…” Moustache and Salmon Beret were giving him disapproving looks. “Elk hunting…” Rex continued.”
― Robert Kroese, The Chicolini Incident