Ridgeville Series Quotes

“Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t supposed to use them to control men? It’s in the Chick Bible.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two

“Apologizing doesn’t mean that you’re wrong. It just means that you’re tired of arguing and are ready to move on. Just make sure that the other person thinks you’re sincere.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two

“Shut. Up. Are you pushing two watermelons out of your vagina right now? No? Then you don’t get to make a sound.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two

“There was nothing better in the world than Jen & Berry’s. Except maybe sex. But even then, it was a very close call.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two