Induction Quotes

“The smell hit me and I recoiled from Jake. "Jesus, Jake. Why didn't you just take a shit when we stopped?" I wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave him a dirty look. "You could have at least cracked a window or something! Today is not the day for ninja fart!"
"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything."
"Riiiight. I know you let one rip." I said, dragging out the word. Daphne growled and her body went rigid in my arms. "See? Even the dog doesn't believe you! Your ass smells like death warmed over, buddy.”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“I was singing the Bee Gee"s song "Stayin' Alive" in my head to keep the right pace, or so I thought. I looked up for a millisecond and caught the look on Ollie's face. Oh. My. God. I was singing out loud.”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“I made a mental note to watch Daphne at all times. I would not let her become zombie chow.”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“We were able to communicate with folks as far up the eastern coastline as Pennsylvania,”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“Come to think of it, I hadn’t gotten my period since before all this. I tried to think back and was sure it had been at least two months.”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“Daphne howled in anguish and disappeared from the small opening. "NOOOOOOOO," I sobbed. "Daphne!”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“Time of Death,”
― Shana Festa, Induction

“I had kissed my share of frogs”
― Shana Festa, Induction