The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole Quotes

“I wanted to make the right decision, but that’s the thing that nobody ever had the decency to explain to me: sometimes there is no correct path. There’s only a path where you get slightly less fucked and it’s a matter of picking which undesirable consequences you’re better equipped to handle.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“Usually, people laughed when they realized they’d pissed me off, or they were bludgeoned until I felt better.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“She’s a goddess, which I can prove by citing her incredible temper and her knack for causing bodily harm to men with irrational enthusiasm.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“I swear, if Dan had claimed he could saw off more of his fingers than I could of my own, then one of us would’ve pointed a hand-turned-stump at the other and cackled with victory.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“Hiding something that you don't even have takes some serious effort.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“My whole life, people have told me that I have a staring problem. They’re hilariously mistaken: I’m very good at staring.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“With someone at my side validating my misbehavior, I could be exceptionally obnoxious.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“I was under the impression that Sam expected me to be someone, and I really wanted to be that person because I wasn’t happy being Drunken Duncan anymore.  Not after I’d been used as a blanket by a coal miner who seemed to think that I was impressive. ”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole

“Dan would talk to a fucking trashcan if he thought it would listen. I would live in one to get some peace and quiet.”
― S. Hart, The Disassembled Life of Duncan Cole