Perfect Imperfections Quotes

“All right. I have a serious question.”
“What?” Jeremy’s forehead crinkled.
“What do you like on your pizza? Because if we’re not compatible there, no way can we be pretend compatible anywhere else.”
“That’s a lot of pressure.” Jeremy licked his lips and tried to look serious. “What if I get this wrong? Does that mean we’re done pretend fucking?”
“Yup. Which would totally suck for you because I am awesome in pretend bed. So let’s hear it: favorite pizza toppings.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“Boyfriend?” Francis said. “Really?”
“Yes. Why is that a surprise?”
Looking away from Reg, Francis started typing. “I didn’t figure you for gay.”
“I’m sitting here being interrogated because I’m dating your biggest client, remember?” Reg reminded him. “You do realize Jeremy Jameson has a dick, right?”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“He’d have to thank him for that later. Maybe with a nice firm hand job. Because nothing says “I’m grateful” like a palm wrapped around your dick.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“Spiders aren't waterproof.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“he was good-looking in a way where you wouldn’t pick him out of a crowd and pursue him, but if he showed up and asked you to dinner, then fine, whatever, you might as well go. I mean, you have to eat, right?”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“The best part of sex isn’t the sex,” Jeremy said, stating what he knew was obvious. “It isn’t?” Reg asked as he jerked back, looking truly surprised. “No. The act itself is awkward and messy and sticky.” “What’s the best part of sex?” For the first time since he’d met Reg, Jeremy felt sorry for him. With Reg’s large size, deep voice, and daring personality, he came across as older than twenty-six. But maybe at his age, he hadn’t done much more than tangle between the sheets and walk away. Trying not to sound condescending, Jeremy said, “The best part is having someone there, touching you. The before, the after—that’s what it’s all about.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“Taking the beer, Jeremy said, “Thanks.” Then he glanced at Francis. “The answer to Reg’s question needs to be no. Say it’s no. It’s midnight, and we have plans.” Appearing”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“Reg,” Jeremy cried. “Reg!” “Aches, doesn’t it?” “Yeah.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“Reg ruffled his hair—he really was having trouble keeping his hands off it—and then
dug through the basket on the counter for mouthwash and poured it into a sparkling crystal glass. “Bottoms up.” He handed the glass to Jeremy. “That was a joke, by the way, don’t swallow.” He paused and grinned wickedly. “Wow. Never thought I’d say that sentence.” He waggled his eyebrows. “Usually, I’d want the opposite.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections

“When I’m feeling better, I’m going to hurt you.” He dragged his gaze over Reg’s chest. “Well, when I’m feeling better and you’re asleep, I’m going to hurt you.”
― Cardeno C., Perfect Imperfections