The Book of Bart Quotes

“I really didn't think our relationship was going to get past this whole me-offing-his-dad thing, which was just petty on his part.”
― Ryan Hill, The Book of Bart

“The Jetta's tires screeched as Samantha jerked the steering wheel to the right. Part of me hoped she would panic and we'd crash into a hotdog stand. Chases were always more fun with hotdogs flying around.”
― Ryan Hill, The Book of Bart