The Reluctant Jesus Quotes

“I'm taking part in a social experiment where I have to wear a t-shirt with the words 'I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT' emblazoned across it for two weeks to see how people react. So far, I've been spat at, kicked, and verbally abused. It will be interesting to see what happens when I leave the house.”
― Duncan Whitehead, The Reluctant Jesus

“I suppose what I meant by kind eyes was that they seemed to sense my pain.”
― Duncan Whitehead, The Reluctant Jesus

“Miller was the third most common surname for Jews in the United States.”
― Duncan Whitehead, The Reluctant Jesus

“Bob and I were semi-regulars at the restaurant, and Sonny explained to me that the booths were standard size; even the largest American could slide into them usually, and that Bob’s wife must be expecting an extremely large baby.”
― Duncan Whitehead, The Reluctant Jesus