Dragon's Lair Quotes

“He peppers kisses all over my face. “It’s like… I breathe you babe. There is no other way to explain it.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole! That’s how I got pregnant!” I yell in his face.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel like yelling out that they should put that on the outside of the box.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“I walk out into the kitchen the next morning, rubbing my eyes. I stop in my tracks as I see a man standing over the stove. Naked. He has an extremely white ass and is frying something in the pan.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“Ouch,” I mutter. Okay definitely not a dream. That freaking hurt.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“Fine but I don’t care who offers you hospitality with their women, you say no. There is no what happens on the road stays on the road with us.” I let my expression tell him how serious I am about this.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“my jaw drops open at the scene before me. I hope you got her to sign a consent form or a contract or some shit, i say , staring at the two of them. Fifty shades of Rake!”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you. —Abraham-Hicks”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“Hanson is a great band, and nothing he says will make me change my mind.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent foolproof, you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel like yelling out that they should put that on the outside of the box.”
― Chantal Fernando, Dragon's Lair