Cracked Quotes

“There is no sane explanation for parents.”
― Clare Strahan, Cracked

“Her palm so firm on my forehead while she says a prayer over me in Greek.”
― Clare Strahan, Cracked

“Make beauty from pain - there's a kind of joy in that; and maybe that's what art is for?”
― Clare Strahan, Cracked

“Meditative finger painting. I don't suppose da Vinci ever had to put up with crap like this.”
― Clare Strahan, Cracked

“Imagine that - you leave your country and they change the name while you're gone, so in a way, you can never go home.”
― Clare Strahan, Cracked

“Alison thought Einstein was famous for creating the ultimate wacky-professor hairdo, but apparently he'd worked out some theory as well.”
― Clare Strahan, Cracked