Loving Jay Quotes

“Jay?”
“Yeah?”
“I have something I need to tell you.”
The smile died on his face as he looked at me with solemn eyes. “Yeah?”
“Babe, I think I’m gay.”
He burst into laughter, almost rolling off the bed. “Liam? Guess what? I think I’m gay, too.”
I pretended to mop at the sweat on my brow. “Oh, thank goodness. Because this could’ve been really awkward if you weren’t.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Little blue men with squeaky voices. What’s not to love? And of course most of them had to be gay. There was only ever one Smurfette after all.”
I ignored him, figuring we could discuss the queerness of Smurfs another day.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“t's more like I had to realize that everyone else wasn't gay.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Jay just blinked at me. “Let me get this straight. You were talking to a gorgeous blonde woman in a tight red skirt and heels, with a chest that has Playboy ringing her once a month for an interview, who was smiling and flirting with you like crazy and all you noticed was that she looked cold and her lipstick was bright?”
Oh. Whoops. We were talking about breasts. Straight men usually notice breasts, don’t they? Shit!”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“He was beautiful. A little nutty, but beautiful. Thankfully, I liked nuts.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Jay not talking was like snow in Perth during winter. People claimed it happened, but I’d never seen it before.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“You Only Live Once. YOLO.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“I am appalled to think that some of the people out there, in our society today, think that being different is an excuse to attack and hurt another.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Of course Liam is not gay. No son of mine will be gay.” Oh, whoops. I guess I’m not gay after all. Sorry, guys!”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“It was a car accident when I was sixteen. They nearly had to amputate my leg but the doctors managed to save it. It's got more metal in it than most foreign cars these days. Sets the metal detectors off every time.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“Shit! Now I have another bloody erection on the station platform. This was getting to be a habit. Soon someone will just have to say the word “train” and it will be instant wood! “Hey, Liam! I’m going to the gym to train. You wanna come? Hey, is that an erection?”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“And missing the first train of the morning also meant I didn’t get to see Jay. But I wasn’t going to think about that. Because I am not gay. I don’t notice other guys; I don’t drool over them; I don’t look forward to seeing their handsome face each morning; I don’t dream about them every night; and I definitely don’t get a hard-on thinking about one particular face. Nope! Not gay here at all.
Much.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay

“I love you, James Bell. I love you with all of my heart. You are the missing piece from my life.”
― Renae Kaye, Loving Jay