Godcorp Quotes

“Finding a psychic on Google probably wasn't the most reputable way of sourcing contact with God,”
― Jessica Smith, Godcorp

“So out I flew, red-faced and freshly post-orgasm, straight out of the bathroom and straight into the gaze of Lucius Devlin. I could have died from shock, fright and embarrassment all rolled into one sucker punch.”
― Jessica Smith, Godcorp

“She's having a breakdown. She thinks Lucius Devlin is the Devil, and that she's been calling Heaven on her mobile. She's been taking insane amounts of caffeine, so she can sit up all night on hold to God, and today she got fired! She's unstable and I'm convinced she'll end up killing herself if we don't do something.”
― Jessica Smith, Godcorp

“In my mind I started back from the abyss and contemplated bereavement counselling, Prozac and a long holiday in the sun somewhere. Evie Stone, this is your sanity calling, please step away from the edge!”
― Jessica Smith, Godcorp

“Godcorp - Heaven. Rebranded in 1999 for the new millennium.”
― Jessica Smith, Godcorp