Kill Switch Quotes

“Three things,” I told her. “First, there’s no such thing as too much coffee. Second,
caffeine has nothing to do with my jitters. And third, there’s no such thing as too
much coffee.”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch

“Cowboy to Spykid."

And Harry Bolt said, "I wish you wouldn't call me that. I need a better call sign. And I don't want Junior G-Man, Wonder Boy, Bambi, Scrappy-Do, Happy Meal, Fresh Meat, Zombie Bait, Boy Wonder, Shirley Temple, Red Shirt, Bear Cub, Son of a Gun, or any of the other stupid names you suggested."

"Really?" I said. "Now's the time for this?"
"I want to be called Jester."
"Jester? You think this shit's funny?"
"No," he said. "Because I don't think it's funny. The name's ironic."
"You're an idiot."
"I still want to be called Jester. It sounds cool.”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch

“Yes, I am fully aware that I was acting like a moron. No, like a Trekkie who suddenly found himself in an elevator with Captain Kirk. I don't actually have many heroes, but when I go bromance I go full bromance.”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch

“I fished inside my head for something, some way to prove it. And those strange words floated to the surface of my need. In as clear a
voice as l could, l looked at Prospero and said, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch

“When giant violent albino penguins are the least extraordinary issue of the day, then your day has slipped a gear.”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch

“Men screamed as she opened them and let their futures spill out.”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch

“Did the sudden dark remind you that all of the things we expect to be there for us, to protect us, shelter us, provide for us, are fleeting and finite?”
― Jonathan Maberry, Kill Switch