No Laughing Matter - An O.C.L.T. Tie-In Novel Quotes

“I sank back into the chair feeling the discomfort of the hot peppers burning in my chest.  Maybe I hadn't been hallucinating that floating free of my body?  Maybe these peppers had really kicked me into an out-of-body experience.  I rubbed my chest and then stood.”
― Kurt M. Criscione, No Laughing Matter - An O.C.L.T. Tie-In Novel

“I had noticed the birds as I crossed the field but I just realized then that I hadn't heard a sound out of them since I had left the grass.  All around me crows hopped along, snagging dropped kernels of corn, their heads tilting to the sides so that they could keep a glassy eye on me.  It was damn strange.  Crows are noisy birds, always yelling at you like a rude construction worker whistling as women pass by.  Stereotypes, yeah, but based on fact.  Crows are never quiet.”
― Kurt M. Criscione, No Laughing Matter - An O.C.L.T. Tie-In Novel