49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar Quotes

“I’m here to do the ‘Taste Test’ . . . . . . I’m going to need a sample of every type of Cookie in your house. Then I’ll take them back to our Government Labs for testing and send your results in the post. By the way, the ‘Poor Cookie Quality Fine’ is $1,000. Good luck!”
― James Warwood, 49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar: An (seriously funny) kid’s guide bursting with secret snack tactics and laugh-out-loud tips