The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles! Quotes

“The Seven Dwarfs were all in the bathtub feeling happy; so Happy got out.”
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“Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.”
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“To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.”
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“There is a lake in Russia that is so radioactive it can kill you within one hour if you stand near it.”
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“Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.”
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“It’s against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.”
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“The National Anthem of Greece has 158 verses.”
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“Talking to yourself actually makes you smarter.”
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“Only 6% of the autographs in circulation from members of the Beatles are estimated to be real.”
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“The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.”
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“A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.”
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“The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.”
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“Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.”
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“3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.”
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“Elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump.”
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“Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.”
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“The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other’s shoulders.”
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“Almonds are members of the peach family.”
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“In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.”
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“A single pair of Elvis Presley’s’ underpants have an estimated value of $1,300.”
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“Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.”
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“A squirrel has no color vision. It sees only in black and white.”
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“Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.”
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“The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.”
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“An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.”
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“111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321”
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“Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.”
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“What do you call a blonde with more than one brain cell? Pregnant.”
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