Schooled in Magic Quotes

“who’s the fairest of them all?” “Silly question,” a voice said. Emily nearly jumped out of her skin. “Fairest is a subjective measure. One man’s fairest woman might be another man’s ugly cow.”
― Christopher Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“Emily found her voice. “What ... what is that thing?” “I have absolutely no idea,” Harkin said.”
― Christopher Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“Just remember that what you don’t know can hurt you.”
― Christopher G. Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“there would be pain, pain and more pain, and after that some painful pain.”
― Christopher G. Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“the unspoken truth behind every kid who took a gun to school and opened fire at random. They’d been knocked down so hard that they believed themselves to be at war with the entire establishment.”
― Christopher G. Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“You will never turn me to the Dark Side. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”
― Christopher G. Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“She’d read countless fantasy novels where the heroine was a chosen one, picked from all others to save the world, normally wearing a chainmail bikini as she hacked and slashed her way to slay the dark lord, or banish the demon back to hell. Offhand, she couldn’t recall any novel where the chosen one had simply been a case of mistaken identity. And in the books where there was no tinge of destiny, the heroine was almost always supremely competent. What was she going to do? Impress Shadye by her masterful grasp of role-playing games, creative writing, and wasting time browsing the internet and reading web-comics? She didn’t even have a homicidal rabbit with a switchblade on her side.”
― Christopher G. Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“Small animals were running down with the water, tiny rodents that reassembled mutated hamsters.”
― Christopher G. Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“Are there more spiders in there?” “Of course not,” Sergeant Harkin said with a nasty grin. “The scorpions ate them all.” Emily blanched. “Scorpions?” “Giant mutated creatures with lethal stings and bad attitudes,” Harkin informed them. His grin twisted into a smirk. “But don’t worry about them. They’re actually quite friendly as long as you leave them alone.” His”
― Christopher Nuttall, Schooled in Magic

“that even the best tracker couldn’t find the caster”
― Christopher Nuttall, Schooled in Magic