Guide's Greatest Funny Stories Quotes

“And now I know that anyone can fall, but, thank God, He’s there to pick us up when we do.”
― Lori Peckham, Guide's Greatest Funny Stories

“Some attempts at translating from one language into another one can be pretty funny if the translators don’t know what they’re doing.”
― Lori Peckham, Guide's Greatest Funny Stories

“When I see Jesus, I’m not going to ask Him what happened to His hands. I already know. I’m just going to run up to Him as fast as I can, wrap my unscarred arms around His neck, and whisper in His ear, “Thank You.”
― Lori Peckham, Guide's Greatest Funny Stories

“Fact is, I’m almost embarrassed to tell you: a dickey is a fake turtleneck sweater. In other words, it’s the neck minus the turtle. You wear it underneath an open-collar, button-down shirt. Back in the sixties it was a very groovy look.”
― Lori Peckham, Guide's Greatest Funny Stories