Piranha Frenzy Quotes

“News is just stuff that happens. Reviews and previews are all based on PR schedules. Features is the only place where we can just say what we want. “It seems a shame to waste that by just rehashing the same stuff over and over again. It makes us look like shills, so it’s not surprising that we have employees who are leaking to hostile bloggers.”
― Colin F. Campbell, Piranha Frenzy

“This is Brad’s function, thinks Sheldon. This is why I hired him. To make sure the stories hit their readership targets without annoying the sales team, to keep the editorial people in line, most especially Frank.”
― Colin F. Campbell, Piranha Frenzy

“That’s why we flagged it as an opinion piece,” says Frank, with a hint of acidity. “That it has a point-of-view is the entire, well, point.”
― Colin F. Campbell, Piranha Frenzy

“If you give the game a good score, they’ll say you’re in the thrall of your evil beau, the flashy marketing big shot at Saturnine. And if you give it a shitty score...” “All hell breaks loose.” “In a manner of speaking.”
― Colin F. Campbell, Piranha Frenzy