The 12 Screams of Christmas Quotes

“I can see ghosts.”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“My name is Abe Marcus. Ned and I are identical twins. We look exactly alike. Even Ma and Pa can’t tell us apart. But we don’t act alike. I am the serious twin. Maybe it’s because I am two minutes older.”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“would be funny if Mr. Piccolo resembled a piccolo, but he doesn’t. Actually, he’s quite round. More like a bass fiddle. He has a big pouch of a belly that stretches the oversized turtleneck sweaters he always wears. He has a round face, too. He’s mostly bald and his scalp shines like a bowling ball. He wears square eyeglasses, which are always sliding down”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“I talk to myself a lot, but it seldom does any good. I’m a tense kid. I know it. But I have good reason to be tense.”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“Aren’t your feet supposed to be the same size as each other?”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“And that’s when I heard it. That’s when I heard the ghost’s harsh whisper. It seemed to be coming from the open closet. “Welcome …” I heard. “Welcome. Welcome to your DOOM.”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“I enjoyed”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“Because I knew it was happening again.”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“Have a haunted haunted Christmas, And a scary New Year’s, too. Have a haunted haunted Christmas, And to one and all say, BOO.”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas

“bird,”
― R.L. Stine, The 12 Screams of Christmas