Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader Quotes

“Make the right decision even when nobody is looking. Especially when no one is looking.” —Oprah Winfrey”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader

“Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader

“He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader

“Today, cell phones use lithium-ion batteries, which aren’t subject to the same confusing requirements. You can safely recharge them at any time, regardless of whether they’re partially charged.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader

“Poet Henry David Thoreau once burned down 300 acres of forest trying to cook a fish.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader

“Jarvik-7”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader

“Statistically, the more country music radio stations in a given area, the higher the suicide rate.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader