Love's a Witch Quotes

“When life deals you a crap hand in the parent department, the best way to thumb your nose at fate was to end up with an even better family, one you created yourself.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch

“Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with a straight face would be impossible.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch

“seeing the beautiful mating aura that surrounded those two… I was honored to run for my life with them.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch

“when you live with vampires, coming home smelling like blood is a lot like walking into a Weight Watchers meeting with powdered sugar on your shirt.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch

“I wasn’t the only one with magic. His dick looked like it had plenty of magic too.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch

“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch

“our stops always involved food. I had to watch myself because if I tried to eat all the times she did, I would be involved in one of those rescues where the fire department had to break down the walls to get your lard butt out of your house.”
― Roxy Mews, Love's a Witch