150 Knock! Knock! Jokes Quotes

“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes

“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes

“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ed. Ed who? Ed tell you but I don’t want to.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes

“Amahl”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes

“Conner. Conner who? Connor come in?”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes

“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I don’t like nuts.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes

“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes