Total Sarcasm Quotes

“It’s never funny until someone gets hurt.” -Unknown”
― Dan Ames, Total Sarcasm

“Renaissance chairs into a circle for group discussions? She was led to a library that matched the proportions of the rest of the place. Two-story bookshelves, a desk the size of South Dakota, and a fireplace big enough to house a family of four. A man with wavy gray hair and yoga pants with a white cotton peasant shirt, barefoot, turned and greeted her. “Ah, the private eye!” he said, his voice rich and hearty, but high-pitched. “Yes, and you are?” Mary said.”
― Dan Ames, Total Sarcasm

“Mary realized her aunt was having a senior moment while accusing another elderly person of having senior moments.”
― Dan Ames, Total Sarcasm