Spoiled Brats Quotes

“You cannot murder interns, but other than that, they are the same as mules. You can rob them, abuse them, debase them. There are no limits. When a man agrees to be intern, he is saying, “I am no longer human being with rights, I am like dog or monkey. Use me for labor until my body breaks and then consume all of my meats.” I”
― Simon Rich, Spoiled Brats: And Other Stories

“The Benders had died in a helicopter explosion but were otherwise in perfect health.”
― Simon Rich, Spoiled Brats

“It takes him long time, but eventually Simon is able to explain. A computer is a magical box that provides endless pleasure for free. Simon is used to constant access to this box—a never-ending flow of pleasures. When the box stops working—or even just briefly slows down—he becomes so enraged that he curses our God, the one who gave”
― Simon Rich, Spoiled Brats: And Other Stories

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― Simon Rich, Spoiled Brats: And Other Stories