The Ghost Slept Over Quotes

“I probably needed to say something, some spiritual version of "Get the fuck out."
And I had no idea what that might be.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“In one of my plays, honestly I forget with one, I wrote that relationships only end in one of two ways: They end in divorce or they end in death. Ironically, death is the happier ending. (Mac)”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“I fell in love. Why can't I fall out of it?" He got a look on his face, which I knew meant he was making a mental note of that line too.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“They say you get a hard-on when you die. Apparently, it doesn't go away.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“I feel tricked. I've literally come back from the dead for you and you're not interested.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“Well, consider the options. A—there’s no God, I’m facing eternal nothingness. B—there is a God and mistakenly he’s let’s me into heaven. It’s full of televangelists and self-righteous goodie-goodies. For eternity! Or C—there is a God and I go to hell, where I’d spend my time with a much more interesting crowd but unfortunately”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“People fall in love for stupid reasons. Why should the reasons to break up be that much better?" (Mac)”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“It's amazing how many people think a conversation is little more than reading their resume aloud.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live forever.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“I mean sleeping with you was plan B. Dewey jumped the gun on that one, though I can't say as I blame him. If I were in his shoes, I'm not sure I would have even bothered with plan A." (Wendell)”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“It was a bit dramatic. Even for me.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“Yes, the show must go on, but it's also important to survive until the curtain calls.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over

“I crossed my fingers. On both hands. Then my toes. I may have even crossed my eyes.”
― Marshall Thornton, The Ghost Slept Over