The Umbrella Man Quotes

“As usual, the television news was little more than a lumbering chronicle of depressing disasters, both natural and man-made. It didn’t enlighten Tay about the state of the world. It just reminded him why he never read newspapers or watched television news. If this was what had happened that somebody thought worth remembering, Tay generally ended up deciding on those few occasions when he did either, today was certainly a day that mankind could just as easily have skipped.”
― Jake Needham, The Umbrella Man