WTF, Evolution?! Quotes

“Ever since about 3.8 billion years ago, when the first cells began quivering in the primordial ooze, Evolution has produced a nonstop parade of inflatable noses, bizarre genitalia, awkward feeding habits, aggressively antisocial tendencies, and mucus. So much mucus.”
― Mara Grunbaum, WTF, Evolution?!: A Theory of Unintelligible Design