Magic of the Wood House Quotes

“It was easy to lose track of all the crazies wanting them dead, so the Fire House kept a running list taped to the refrigerator.  Lately, it had been updated with such notable enemies as, “That Damn Cow Again,” “Chick from the Future (Probably)” and “The Other Bald Dude at Sears.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Magic of the Wood House

“Did ya ever put Bailey’s on Frosted Flakes?”  Alder asked seriously.  “It’s the fucking breakfast of champions.  ‘Cause it’s Irish cream, ya know?  That’s totally the same as milk, only it’s got way more vitamins.”  He frowned.  “Alcohol’s a vitamin, right?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Magic of the Wood House