Sweet Sizzle Quotes

“Ben made a tsking sound. “Not nice to manhandle the probie that way.” Rory sent him a slit-eyed look before glancing at Michael. “Are you going to let him talk to you like that? He just called you an alien sex probe.” Michael looked suitably confused. “No, it’s a term they call us new guys.” “What? They all call you an alien sex probe? What a bunch of jerks.” Michael bounced his deer-trapped-in-headlights stare to Ben. “I…don’t know what we’re talking about right now.”
― Jodi Redford, Sweet Sizzle

“the weirdness of venerating a holiday that encourages open bow season on humans via a Pampers-wearing man-baby.”
― Jodi Redford, Sweet Sizzle